Performing cunnilingus can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and has the potential to give her an exceptional Orgasm. Many women prefer it to intercourse, and for those who require a large amount of clitoral stimulation, it is the easiest way to orgasm. Besides, lots of women expect it these days and men who perform great cunnilingus are always appreciated and considered fabulous lovers.
There is little more exciting to a woman than to know that her partner finds her delicious; meaning that you enjoy the taste, smell and feeling of her vaginal juices. At the same time, there is little less exciting to a woman than to think that you don’t like the taste and smell of her most intimate region. The smell of a woman is normally fairly mild and pleasant, being quite arousing to the partner. The type and degree of smell can vary considerably from one woman to another and at different times it may be stronger (e.g. closer to her period).
If your partner has a smell that is more than you can handle, or she doesn’t feel comfortable with you down there (thinking you won’t like the smell), suggest taking a nice hot shower or bath together. See the Bathing and Showering section for more details on how to make that bathroom experience a whole lot of fun for the both of you.
Before reading further, you may want to get acquainted with this region of her body by reading the Her Erogenous Zones section and having a look at the Female Diagram.
Remember, there is almost nothing you can do that will feel bad (so long as you are gentle), so relax! Any licking and sucking of the labia, vaginal entrance, clitoris, or anal area should feel great to your partner. Also, once you find something that works, don’t stray too far away from it unless you are moving to something that works better, or if you are teasing.
Exercises
To be able to perform for extended periods of time, there are a number of exercises that can be used to strengthen the muscles in your mouth. Here are a few tongue exercises and positions for performing cunnilingus:
Exercise 1:
Stick your tongue as far out of your mouth as possible, and then try to touch your nose. Once you are in this position, hold the same muscle groups still and begin moving your tongue around. Practice in sets, moving the tongue clockwise, counterclockwise, and up and down.
Exercise 2:
With a loose jaw, point your tongue while simultaneously trying to keep your tongue in constant contact with the top and bottom your mouth. Once you are in this position, practice moving your tongue in and out of your mouth. For the more advanced student, try keeping your mouth closed and circling your tongue around inside of it, while of course, maintaining position. An extension to the advanced exercise is trying to dissolve a lifesaver held in your teeth from the inside out.
Exercise 3:
Stick your tongue straight out of your mouth, trying to keep your tongue flat and relaxed. Slowly, while holding the position, practice curling the wide tip of the tongue upward, downward and side-to-side. Practice in five sets of ten, holding each move for 2 seconds.
Exercise 4:
Keep your tongue relaxed and open your mouth. Move your tongue in and out of your mouth forwards and in both directions. Practice in five sets of twenty.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Ephebophilia
Ephebophilia is the sexual preference of adults for mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19. The term was originally used in the late 19th to mid 20th century, and has been more recently revisited by Ray Blanchard.[2] It is one of a number of sexual preferences across age groups subsumed under the neologism of "chronophilia". Ephebophilia strictly denotes the preference for mid-to-late adolescent sexual partners, not the mere presence of some level of sexual attraction. In sexual ethics, it may be defined as a sexual preference for girls generally 14–16 years old, and boys generally 14–19 years old. Some authors define ephebophilia as a sexual preference of pubescent and adolescent boys.
In research environments, specific terms are used for chronophilias: for instance, ephebophilia to refer to the sexual preference for mid-to-late adolescents, hebephilia to refer to the sexual preference for earlier pubescent individuals, and pedophilia to refer to the sexual preference for prepubescent children. However, the term pedophilia is commonly used to refer to any sexual interest in minors below the legal age of consent, regardless of their level of physical, mental, or psychological development. Acting upon ephebophilic preference can be illegal, for example, when the adolescent is below the legal age of consent.
In research environments, specific terms are used for chronophilias: for instance, ephebophilia to refer to the sexual preference for mid-to-late adolescents, hebephilia to refer to the sexual preference for earlier pubescent individuals, and pedophilia to refer to the sexual preference for prepubescent children. However, the term pedophilia is commonly used to refer to any sexual interest in minors below the legal age of consent, regardless of their level of physical, mental, or psychological development. Acting upon ephebophilic preference can be illegal, for example, when the adolescent is below the legal age of consent.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Phone cam guy
This guy is calls me and wants to cam for me. I am one who does not cam along with them. I do just the phone sex. Just my personal preference. I do love to watch a guy masturbate for me. There is something about the way a guy strokes his piece of meat that turns me on. He is there all naked stroking his cock and feeling so comfortable in front of the cam. He keeps chatting with me through IM. His minutes run out and wants to keep chatting with me through IM. I tell him he just needs to get off or I am closing down. He keeps fiddling with stuff on his phone and on his computer. I tell him that I am closing down and that I have no time to mess around. He had plenty of time to "get off". I don't have time to just waste or give him "free time" to watch him play. He did have a nice cock though.
Oral and nipples
This guy called up and wanted me to give him a blow job. So i proceeded to give him a blow job and he wanted to play with my nipples. I so love when a guy plays with my nipples, as long as a guy loves to make them hard and suck them too. I love to make the guy hard and cum in my mouth. It is fun to tease and fondle those balls and look into his eyes as he sees his cock in my mouth.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
How to ask a girl out
If I told you I knew how to ask a girl out on a date and have her say “yes” every time, would you want to know what I said? Probably, so I’m about to share with you what took years of trial and error to figure out: It’s not about the activity you’re inviting her out to do, but rather it’s all about how much fun she thinks she’ll have when she’s with you.
To sum it up, if follow these ways to demonstrate that you’re an attractive and fun guy to hang out with, she’ll be happy to go out with you even if she already has plans!
The Process of Asking A Women Out
There is only one reason why women will go out with men that boldly ask them out: for fun. When you go out on a date, it’s to enjoy yourself. So when you’re approaching the girl in question, if she gets the sense that you’re too serious, boring or socially awkward, anything you invite her to will naturally mean that it will be an unpleasant experience for her.
That’s why, when you meet a girl, you need to immediately have a good time with her.
There should be smiles, laughter, teasing and a playful attitude right from the start. From the second you meet, you want to have fun together. So instead of “trying to get to know someone” immediately after you meet them, you should instead concentrate on having an enjoyable time with them. Don’t worry too much about getting to know them because as you spend time with them, it will naturally come up.
Why most guys fail to get a date
Even though you might be confident, successful and fearless when it comes to approaching strangers, if you immediately dive into serious questions and try to “make them your girlfriend”. Red flags will appear in her mind and she’ll put you in the “he’s too serious” category.
Avoid this!
Does that mean that you shouldn’t discuss topics of work, school, age, (interview type questions!)? Of course you can, but very briefly! If she really wants to talk about them, you can answer her questions briefly and then suggest that you talk about them later… and then switch to a different, more interesting topic.
Make anything exciting
Keeping in mind that what we’re trying to achieve is to have a good time (for ourselves!) and demonstrate you’re a fun person to spend time with, you want to be able to make any topic of conversation entertaining. Take note: There is no perfect topic of conversation! So don’t go looking for it! Instead, talking about a movie you saw last night or even about your weekend plans will do just fine.
When you bring up these topics, talk about them with emotion and give your own personal reactions along the way. How you felt about the evening is more important than the evening itself!
Bad Example:
“We went out to an Irish Pub last night, there was a great band”
Good Example:
“I was excited to go out last night, so we went to a new Irish Pub. When I walked in, I was so surprised, couldn’t believe my eyes, it felt like I was in Ireland again. There was so much drunken energy there, I could feel it pulsating withing me as the band played. Oh yeah, I thought they were amazing… so much so that I sang at the top of my lungs as they played my favorite songs.”
Did I mention that when you talk about how you feel, you automatically have a LOT more to say about any topic. From these two stories alone, which kind of person would you want to hang out with? I’d choose the guy that seemed to have the time of his life on the weekend, and I’ll bet that the girl you’re asking out would choose the same.
Plan the logistics of the date in advance
If you want to ask a girl out, then it really helps to get this specific piece of information early on in the conversation: “What she’s up to this evening and what her schedule is like in the upcoming days.” This is pretty easy to ask early on in an interaction when you’ve just met a person and you’re getting to know them.
Just say: “So what are you up to these days?”
And listen.
She’ll tell you exactly when she’s available to do something with you, what she could potentially like to do and you might even get an interesting topic of conversation out of it! For instance, if she tells you that she’s going to do groceries, clean a little and then watch television… that’s the perfect opportunity to set up a date where you cook for her and then you watch TV together.
The trick is: Go with the flow! Even though it’s possible to make her break her plans to hang out with you, you’re just making things more difficult for yourself! If you know she’s not doing anything that evening, then invite her out! However, you’ll usually want to give her 3-4 hours to get “ready” (yes, I said 3-4 hours, women take time to get ready for a date!)
It’s your duty to ask her out
Take it upon yourself to be the man and ask her out instead of waiting for her to do it. If she feels that you’re a fun guy to be with, you’re comfortable and she has a good feeling about you, then you’re almost guaranteed a resounding “Yes” if you ask her out. Think of a date as just the next logical step in your interaction together.
Finally, remember that the secret key to how to ask a girl out is to make sure that she’s going to accept before you even ask her. If you’ve asked the right questions, you should already know when she’s available, what she’d really like to do with you and then it’s up to you to suggest it! If you’re still wondering how to get to the point where she really wants to go out with you, then I recommend reading Double Your Dating, it’s really the best starting point for guys.
To sum it up, if follow these ways to demonstrate that you’re an attractive and fun guy to hang out with, she’ll be happy to go out with you even if she already has plans!
The Process of Asking A Women Out
There is only one reason why women will go out with men that boldly ask them out: for fun. When you go out on a date, it’s to enjoy yourself. So when you’re approaching the girl in question, if she gets the sense that you’re too serious, boring or socially awkward, anything you invite her to will naturally mean that it will be an unpleasant experience for her.
That’s why, when you meet a girl, you need to immediately have a good time with her.
There should be smiles, laughter, teasing and a playful attitude right from the start. From the second you meet, you want to have fun together. So instead of “trying to get to know someone” immediately after you meet them, you should instead concentrate on having an enjoyable time with them. Don’t worry too much about getting to know them because as you spend time with them, it will naturally come up.
Why most guys fail to get a date
Even though you might be confident, successful and fearless when it comes to approaching strangers, if you immediately dive into serious questions and try to “make them your girlfriend”. Red flags will appear in her mind and she’ll put you in the “he’s too serious” category.
Avoid this!
Does that mean that you shouldn’t discuss topics of work, school, age, (interview type questions!)? Of course you can, but very briefly! If she really wants to talk about them, you can answer her questions briefly and then suggest that you talk about them later… and then switch to a different, more interesting topic.
Make anything exciting
Keeping in mind that what we’re trying to achieve is to have a good time (for ourselves!) and demonstrate you’re a fun person to spend time with, you want to be able to make any topic of conversation entertaining. Take note: There is no perfect topic of conversation! So don’t go looking for it! Instead, talking about a movie you saw last night or even about your weekend plans will do just fine.
When you bring up these topics, talk about them with emotion and give your own personal reactions along the way. How you felt about the evening is more important than the evening itself!
Bad Example:
“We went out to an Irish Pub last night, there was a great band”
Good Example:
“I was excited to go out last night, so we went to a new Irish Pub. When I walked in, I was so surprised, couldn’t believe my eyes, it felt like I was in Ireland again. There was so much drunken energy there, I could feel it pulsating withing me as the band played. Oh yeah, I thought they were amazing… so much so that I sang at the top of my lungs as they played my favorite songs.”
Did I mention that when you talk about how you feel, you automatically have a LOT more to say about any topic. From these two stories alone, which kind of person would you want to hang out with? I’d choose the guy that seemed to have the time of his life on the weekend, and I’ll bet that the girl you’re asking out would choose the same.
Plan the logistics of the date in advance
If you want to ask a girl out, then it really helps to get this specific piece of information early on in the conversation: “What she’s up to this evening and what her schedule is like in the upcoming days.” This is pretty easy to ask early on in an interaction when you’ve just met a person and you’re getting to know them.
Just say: “So what are you up to these days?”
And listen.
She’ll tell you exactly when she’s available to do something with you, what she could potentially like to do and you might even get an interesting topic of conversation out of it! For instance, if she tells you that she’s going to do groceries, clean a little and then watch television… that’s the perfect opportunity to set up a date where you cook for her and then you watch TV together.
The trick is: Go with the flow! Even though it’s possible to make her break her plans to hang out with you, you’re just making things more difficult for yourself! If you know she’s not doing anything that evening, then invite her out! However, you’ll usually want to give her 3-4 hours to get “ready” (yes, I said 3-4 hours, women take time to get ready for a date!)
It’s your duty to ask her out
Take it upon yourself to be the man and ask her out instead of waiting for her to do it. If she feels that you’re a fun guy to be with, you’re comfortable and she has a good feeling about you, then you’re almost guaranteed a resounding “Yes” if you ask her out. Think of a date as just the next logical step in your interaction together.
Finally, remember that the secret key to how to ask a girl out is to make sure that she’s going to accept before you even ask her. If you’ve asked the right questions, you should already know when she’s available, what she’d really like to do with you and then it’s up to you to suggest it! If you’re still wondering how to get to the point where she really wants to go out with you, then I recommend reading Double Your Dating, it’s really the best starting point for guys.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Sexy twister
Sexy Twister
Remember Twister? Remember all those contortionist positions (right leg green, left hand yellow) that had your body entwined with your competitors. Now, picture playing it naked with your girlfriend. The Kama Sutra of board games, all you need for naked Twister is the Twister board and your birthday suit. Spin the wheel and place your limbs where the wheel indicates, making sure not to topple over. To add some excitement, distract your opponent by licking, nuzzling, kissing, and tickling. Last man (or woman) standing wins this sex game.
Remember Twister? Remember all those contortionist positions (right leg green, left hand yellow) that had your body entwined with your competitors. Now, picture playing it naked with your girlfriend. The Kama Sutra of board games, all you need for naked Twister is the Twister board and your birthday suit. Spin the wheel and place your limbs where the wheel indicates, making sure not to topple over. To add some excitement, distract your opponent by licking, nuzzling, kissing, and tickling. Last man (or woman) standing wins this sex game.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
How to maintain a sex life
1. Stress the Emotional Bonds of Sex
Sex should be about more than just physical gratification. It's a means of enhancing your relationship with each other and of expressing the emotional connections you both share. Strive to make sex romantic and exciting. Emphasize mood enhancers like lit candles, rose petals and a romantic evening out on the town. Be aware of your partner's needs and wishes during sex and strive to make him happy as much as he makes you happy. Talk about your sex life with your partner and find out what excites him. The connections you make will improve not only your sex life, but also your connection as a couple.
2. Masturbate
"Don't knock masturbation," Woody Allen said famously, "It's sex with someone I love." While people may feel odd about masturbating when they're in a committed relationship, it can be a very helpful tool in a healthy sex life. Make it part of the sex act itself, either as a form of foreplay with your partner or as a means of "warming up" beforehand. You can also use it on your own to explore the things you find arousing and learn how to control your arousal in order to extend sexual sessions with your partner.
3. Stay in Shape
Exercise is an excellent way to raise your overall energy levels and have more stamina in the bedroom. Experts recommend cardiovascular exercise, such as running, swimming and cycling in particular. It increases the blood flow in the body and emphasizes endurance. Exercises specifically aimed at a healthy sex life can be stressed too. Tantric techniques can be explored, and more direct exercises, such as kegel exercising (strengthening the woman's vaginal muscles) and PC exercising (strengthening the man's pelvic muscles), can help as well.
4. Respect Your Partner's Wishes
This includes being attentive to her in the bedroom and seeing to her needs as much as your own. But it also includes listening when she may not be in the mood for sex or noticing when her motor is really running. Postpone sex if it doesn't feel right for her, or set aside other activities if she really wants it. You should expect your partner to reciprocate and be attentive to your needs as well. Make sex a choice rather than an obligation and seek out ways in which both of you can enjoy it every time you have it.
Sex should be about more than just physical gratification. It's a means of enhancing your relationship with each other and of expressing the emotional connections you both share. Strive to make sex romantic and exciting. Emphasize mood enhancers like lit candles, rose petals and a romantic evening out on the town. Be aware of your partner's needs and wishes during sex and strive to make him happy as much as he makes you happy. Talk about your sex life with your partner and find out what excites him. The connections you make will improve not only your sex life, but also your connection as a couple.
2. Masturbate
"Don't knock masturbation," Woody Allen said famously, "It's sex with someone I love." While people may feel odd about masturbating when they're in a committed relationship, it can be a very helpful tool in a healthy sex life. Make it part of the sex act itself, either as a form of foreplay with your partner or as a means of "warming up" beforehand. You can also use it on your own to explore the things you find arousing and learn how to control your arousal in order to extend sexual sessions with your partner.
3. Stay in Shape
Exercise is an excellent way to raise your overall energy levels and have more stamina in the bedroom. Experts recommend cardiovascular exercise, such as running, swimming and cycling in particular. It increases the blood flow in the body and emphasizes endurance. Exercises specifically aimed at a healthy sex life can be stressed too. Tantric techniques can be explored, and more direct exercises, such as kegel exercising (strengthening the woman's vaginal muscles) and PC exercising (strengthening the man's pelvic muscles), can help as well.
4. Respect Your Partner's Wishes
This includes being attentive to her in the bedroom and seeing to her needs as much as your own. But it also includes listening when she may not be in the mood for sex or noticing when her motor is really running. Postpone sex if it doesn't feel right for her, or set aside other activities if she really wants it. You should expect your partner to reciprocate and be attentive to your needs as well. Make sex a choice rather than an obligation and seek out ways in which both of you can enjoy it every time you have it.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Ederacinism
Ederacinism – To tear out sex organs by the roots as in a frenzy or to punish oneself for sexual cravings
Yes people you read that right. There are people who want to have their sex organs ripped off their body. How effing freaky do you have to be to want someone to do this. Not to mention the fact that you can only really enjoy this a few ties in life before you can’t do this shyt anymore. How do you even plan that? Like yeah, I’m going to have my left ball torn out during the next Halley’s Comet, and my right one torn out for Kwanzaa.
Yes people you read that right. There are people who want to have their sex organs ripped off their body. How effing freaky do you have to be to want someone to do this. Not to mention the fact that you can only really enjoy this a few ties in life before you can’t do this shyt anymore. How do you even plan that? Like yeah, I’m going to have my left ball torn out during the next Halley’s Comet, and my right one torn out for Kwanzaa.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Aggressive call
This guy was so aggressive on the phone. He loved being aggressive on the phone. He had me suck his cock and then gag on it. He had me beg to have him fuck me. He was so aggressive. He loved having me fuck him. Then he had me spread my ass cheeks and asked me if I wanted him to fuck me in the ass. I told him that I wanted him to fuck me in the ass. He fucked me and fucked me in the ass. Then he told me that he wanted to cum in my mouth. He came hard.
Monday, September 20, 2010
The Hot seat
I love to have sex and love trying lots of new things. It keeps me wanting so much more. Here is something I tried recently. It is one thing I love to keep coming back to. It will be one thing I will love to keep doing with different partners because it is a bit different with everyone.
The Hot Seat
Erotic Instructions:
Have your partner kneel behind you, but tell him to lean slightly backward. With your back to him, you kneel in front of him, your legs between his. Your bodies should be squeezed together tightly. Wrap his arms around your waist and put your hands wherever you want (his forearms, hips, etc). Once he’s inside you, move up and down or swivel your hips in a circular motion in tandem, stopping to take breaks when you get too worked up or tired.
The Hot Seat
Erotic Instructions:
Have your partner kneel behind you, but tell him to lean slightly backward. With your back to him, you kneel in front of him, your legs between his. Your bodies should be squeezed together tightly. Wrap his arms around your waist and put your hands wherever you want (his forearms, hips, etc). Once he’s inside you, move up and down or swivel your hips in a circular motion in tandem, stopping to take breaks when you get too worked up or tired.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
The Clinging Creeper
This is one that will be such a hot position. I love this one so much.
The Clinging Creeper
Her limbs, entwined in yours like tendrils of fragrant jasmine creeper,
draw taut and slowly relax in the gentle rhythm of lingam and yoni:
this is "Lataveshta"
Share how this one goes.
The Clinging Creeper
Her limbs, entwined in yours like tendrils of fragrant jasmine creeper,
draw taut and slowly relax in the gentle rhythm of lingam and yoni:
this is "Lataveshta"
Share how this one goes.
Friday, September 17, 2010
Panty hose and sex
This is so much. I love to have a guy who loves panty hose as much as I do. He was wearing shear hose along with black. He had on a purple garter belt to keep them up. It was so cute. He wanted to fuck me with the panty hose on. I love the idea of a guy who loves it as much as I do. It is a turn on for me.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Ways to humiliate a guy about his cock
I thought of some ways to humiliate a guy about his cock. How about some other ways to humiliate him about his teeny weenie.
1. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
4. But it still works, right?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Who circumcised you?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. That explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. Why don't we just cuddle?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
Please share your thoughts about it.
1. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
4. But it still works, right?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Who circumcised you?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. That explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. Why don't we just cuddle?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
Please share your thoughts about it.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Belonephilia
There is this weird fetish out there called belonephilia. It is getting turned on by using pins and needles. It is such a turn on for many guys.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Funny masturbation names
Here are some funny masturbation names.
*Gardening with the golden trowel
*Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion
*Get a date with Slick Mittens
*Get the German soldier marching
*Get to know yourself
*Get your pole varnished
*Give it a tug
*Give your low five
*Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money
*Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
*Go blind
*Gardening with the golden trowel
*Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion
*Get a date with Slick Mittens
*Get the German soldier marching
*Get to know yourself
*Get your pole varnished
*Give it a tug
*Give your low five
*Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money
*Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
*Go blind
Monday, September 6, 2010
Sex
I still remember the first time I ever had sex. It was the second semester I was in college. It was someone I met in college and he and I were going to school for the same thing. He and I had instant chemistry together. We talked for quite a long time. He and I shared phone numbers and we agreed to get together. We finally parted ways and then did not see each other again until end of semester. We met up at the beginning of next semester. We finally got together. We finally met together for sex. He did not realize that I was still a virgin and he started to kiss me and touch me. I was a bit weird but it felt so good. We started to get a bit hot and heavy. We got undressed and it was nice to see his naked body and he saw mine. He touched my body in places I had never been touched before. He sucked my tits and it felt so nice. He ate my pussy and licked my pussy so well. I had never had a guy do that to me before. That was so wonderful. His cock was so huge. It was 9 inches. He was so surprised at tight my pussy was. We fucked for an hour. After it was all said and done I told him he was my first, he was surprised because there was so much chemistry and it was good.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Underwater sexual sexcapade
This sexual position will be one that will have you talking for awhile. It will be one that will have you talking for a long time. Try and give your opinion and helps.
The Octopus
Erotic Instructions:
Have your guy sit on the floor with his hands on the ground behind him. Tell him to spread his legs and bend them slightly at the knees. Keeping your hands on the floor for support, straddle his lap, facing him, and raise your legs so your right leg rests on his left shoulder and your left leg on his right shoulder. Do it right and you two will look like a multilimbed lust creature.
The Octopus
Erotic Instructions:
Have your guy sit on the floor with his hands on the ground behind him. Tell him to spread his legs and bend them slightly at the knees. Keeping your hands on the floor for support, straddle his lap, facing him, and raise your legs so your right leg rests on his left shoulder and your left leg on his right shoulder. Do it right and you two will look like a multilimbed lust creature.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Spice up your love life
Need some help to spice up your love life? Here are some ideas.
*Make a date night.
*Get busy anywhere but your bed
*Try spontaneous hugging
*Use the past as an aphrodisiac
*Stop focusing on the big O
*Surprise him in the shower
*Dip into your kids' toy chest
*Share a fantasy
*Type up a turn-on
*Build anticipation
*Recreate your first dates
*Break your patterns
*Get book smart
*Ignore the clock
*Get him in a liplock
*Make a date night.
*Get busy anywhere but your bed
*Try spontaneous hugging
*Use the past as an aphrodisiac
*Stop focusing on the big O
*Surprise him in the shower
*Dip into your kids' toy chest
*Share a fantasy
*Type up a turn-on
*Build anticipation
*Recreate your first dates
*Break your patterns
*Get book smart
*Ignore the clock
*Get him in a liplock
Friday, September 3, 2010
Places to have sex
Have you wanted to have different places to have sex? I know you have had done it in different places. Share your ideas. I will share some ideas I have thought about.
1. In a public restroom
2. In a movie theater
3. On a soft rug near the fireplace
4. On a secluded island beach
5. In the backyard under the stars
6. In the woods right after it rains
7. On a train in the middle of the night
8. On a motorcycle
9. In bed with silk or satin sheets
10. On the beach at night
11. In your love's room while their parents are home
1. In a public restroom
2. In a movie theater
3. On a soft rug near the fireplace
4. On a secluded island beach
5. In the backyard under the stars
6. In the woods right after it rains
7. On a train in the middle of the night
8. On a motorcycle
9. In bed with silk or satin sheets
10. On the beach at night
11. In your love's room while their parents are home
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
How to flirt
There are so many ways to flirt. I was having some troubles flirting. I looked up and found that I needed to tweek it a little and now I have no issues. Here are some suggestions and hope it helps you get your game on.
*Be confident
*Practice good eye contact, but don't stare
*Be funny but not arrogant
*Seal the deal by getting the phone number
Body Language
• Prolonged eye contact
• Dilated pupils
• Arched eyebrows
• Winking
• Rapid eye movement and blinking
• Stroking or toying with hair
• Smiling
• Licking of lips
• Touching the lips or teeth with tongue
• Thrusting chest or breasts outward
• Mirroring or copying posture
• Crossing legs
• Leaning inward
• Open-legged posture
Other Behavior
• Any form of touching
• Playing with hands
• Fidgeting nervously
• Shy avoidance of eye contact
• Standing on one leg or shifting weight back and forth
Conversation
• Laughter
• Whispering
• Personal questions, especially about relationship status
• Singling someone out in a group for conversation and questions
*Be confident
*Practice good eye contact, but don't stare
*Be funny but not arrogant
*Seal the deal by getting the phone number
Body Language
• Prolonged eye contact
• Dilated pupils
• Arched eyebrows
• Winking
• Rapid eye movement and blinking
• Stroking or toying with hair
• Smiling
• Licking of lips
• Touching the lips or teeth with tongue
• Thrusting chest or breasts outward
• Mirroring or copying posture
• Crossing legs
• Leaning inward
• Open-legged posture
Other Behavior
• Any form of touching
• Playing with hands
• Fidgeting nervously
• Shy avoidance of eye contact
• Standing on one leg or shifting weight back and forth
Conversation
• Laughter
• Whispering
• Personal questions, especially about relationship status
• Singling someone out in a group for conversation and questions
Pregnancy
This guy is so funny. When he calls, he loves getting the girl pregnant. He feels that it is such a turn on to have sex with the girl until she gets pregnant. There is something about it that is so wonderful. There is something about the tits that are so full of milk. There is something about the swollen belly and having the baby born during the call. It is always a girl born during the call. It is so sweet how he treats the baby girl during the call. He always gets off during the call. It is an interesting fetish when it is the pregnancy fetish.
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