Humiliation call

This guy is such a fun call to have. He gave me the chance to just absolutely humiliate him about everything. I told him that he was just scum and a loser. He was a small dicked guy and that he wanted to just masturbate in front of a young girl to get off. I cannot believe that he wanted to do that. He can only get off to masturbate to get off in front of a young girl. What a fucking loser. I cannot believe that a guy can only get off by doing that. Only fucking losers do that. Why would I waste my time with guys like that?

Humiliation

It is fun when guys give you freedom to humiliate them. I love it. He was just under 5 inches and it was great. He loved it when I made fun of him. I did it in such a way that I made it so much fun. I cannot believe that a guy gave me such open freedom.

Ways to humiliate a guy about his cock

I thought of some ways to humiliate a guy about his cock. How about some other ways to humiliate him about his teeny weenie.

1. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
4. But it still works, right?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Who circumcised you?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. That explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. Why don't we just cuddle?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

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